13.52

tes 2

17.00

this is a test

20.56

julia roberts, the big mouthed ne’er do well, gives the award away to: that stupid blue person movie.
which begs the question, where did George Lucas go?

20.47

best actor in a motion picture drama: jeff bridges

20.42

how come no one talks about robert downey sr?

20.40

who is that woman? best actor, motion picture comedy/musical: elementary, my dear watson

20.36

best actress in a motion picture drama: the stupid movie about the football. miss congeniality.

20.27

best comedy or musical: the hangover. finally the masses get a bone.

20.20

best tv series comedy/musical is: glee (emphasis on the “musical”).

20.17

the award for ugliest bow tie of the show goes to james cameron.

20.16

best director, the most important award for us auterists, goes to: james cameron, father of movies. that officially makes us sick.

20.13

you remember that movie CONTACT?

20.07

jerk didn’t mention fellini. what, you too good to talk about fellini?

20.02

i sure do love THE KING OF COMEDY! and why no mention of NEW YORK NEW YORK?

19.57

and the cecil b demille award goes to: What? preston sturges! What an upset for Marty.

19.50

best supporting actor in a motion picture: inglorious basterds.

19.47

everybody from big love is there too! this award makes me happier than any thus far.

19.47

best supporting actress in a tv series or miniseries: chloe sevigny, the star of MY SON MY SON WHAT HAVE YE DONE

19.45

they’re really plugging that Jerry Seinfeld show.

19.40

what the hell is pete campbell thinking?

19.39

my whole night wil be worth it if JOAN just gets up and shakes her stuff.

19.38

best series goes to: mad men. you watched it, you loved it, you dressed like it.

19.38

getting into the big guns: best series drama should go to BREAKING BAD, which isn’t even nominated. Big Love can win, though, because they are married to each other.

19.34

best foreign language film will go to something artsy, i bet.

19.34

standing ovation for a woman who is famous for having large, italian breasts. how time blurs all memories…

19.27

best actor in a tv comedy: alec baldwin, aaaagain

19.25

nice legs jen aniston. best screenplay should go to district 9. they are aliens! the winner is:up in the air.

19.22

diaz has had plastic surgery

19.16

Lionel barrymore is still the greatest barrymore.

19.15

barrymore is back on the drugs she was taking when she was making FIRESTARTER

19.14

best actress in tv miniseries: drew barrymore.

19.12

the winner for best actor in tv miniseries: kevin bacon

19.11

cmonnnn chiwetel!

19.10

helen mirren kinda looks hot.

19.03

play the music, get her outta here

19.01

best actress in a motion picture comedy or musical: julia child. i love butter!

19.00

what happened to ricky gervais’ tie?

18.55

best miniseries or tv movie goes to: what a surprise, grey gardens. i miss john adams…

18.48

best original score: michael giacchino. i used to go to school with a boy named michael gianini.

18.46

cher and christina aguilera. 2 people i’m just dying to see more of. best original song: the movie nobody saw, crazy heart.

18.39

joan is looking foxy! why isn’t she nominated for anything?

18.37

best actress in a tv drama is: juliana margoolies. misspelled on purpose.

18.34

best actor in a tv drama goes to: another show i don’t watch. michael c hall. bill paxton should win, he is a damn polygamist.

18.32

oh. thank you too.

18.31

william h macy looks worse for the wear. huffman is bombing.

18.27

The show seems to be moving very quickly.

18.22

kevin bacon looks pissed. he should’ve won.

18.22

Best animated feature. Daniel votes for A TOWN CALLED PANIC. But it’ll probably go to Up. And the winner is: Up

18.21

got it, in the first sentence!

18.20

i bet 20 bucks sir paul mentions beatles rock band.

18.18

dary: John Lithgow wins it, but that’s ok because i like him in buckaroo bonzai.

18.17

Best supporting actor in tv show better go to neil patrick harris. it would be legen. wait for it.

18.17

I don’t know who these people are. this year’s miss golden globe is: daughter of alfred widderd. or something

18.12

The cool table has been established: Tom Ford, Sophia Loren, Colin Firth, and Julianne Moore.

18.11

The best part of Modern Family gives the award for best actress in a tv comedy: given to someone i don’t know. toni colette.

18.06

Ricky Gervais takes the stage. Monologue ok.

Nicole Kidman, most beautiful woman in the room, starts on about Haiti. George Clooney, with an ugly beard, gets a round of applause. He is frowning.

Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture: Wasted on Mo’Nique.

17.47

Just got back, ready for Stephen’s Award tradition: too many fried tacos from Jack in the Box. Kinda gross. Looking forward to it.

12.35

we just saw broken embraces this afternoon, so that is what we root for. and the winner is: the white ribbon, haneke’s most recent film.

11.49

Who’s nipple will slip tonight at the Golden Globes? I’m hoping it will be Best Performance by an Actress In A Television Series – Drama nominee Glenn Close.

11.39

Cecil B DeMille Award? Who is that guy? Was he a filmmaker or something?

09.17

Off for food before the show.